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aimee. 23. minnesotan. environmentalist. feminist. vegetarian. particularly fond of pretty things, india, harry potter, clever things on the internet, and arashi
my political opinions occasionally (read as often) make their way onto my blog too (I'm a liberal, feminist, tree-hugging freak, okay?).

I love talking/listening so don't be afraid to drop something in my ask box. I don't bite, I promise ;)

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

yiffprincess:

I hate going to walmart it’s like a duck dynasty con

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

Kayden’s first time experiencing rain (x)

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

creativeconflagration:

fatbodypolitics:

thisbridgecalledmyblog:

inmyivystance:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

NO.

fuck no

I want one. They are so devious and cute.

If we keep doing things like locking them in jars for shits and giggles, they will most certainly kill us all.