Cute Tumblr Themes

aimee. 23. minnesotan. environmentalist. feminist. vegetarian. particularly fond of pretty things, india, harry potter, clever things on the internet, and arashi
my political opinions occasionally (read as often) make their way onto my blog too (I'm a liberal, feminist, tree-hugging freak, okay?).

I love talking/listening so don't be afraid to drop something in my ask box. I don't bite, I promise ;)

heyaislove:

uss-special:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

the yeast you could do is say a few words

the family’s whole life crumbled at the news.

heyaislove:

uss-special:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

the yeast you could do is say a few words

the family’s whole life crumbled at the news.

562,865 notes
  1. moviecat-supreme reblogged this from sarawr-saurus
  2. withlovefromcloudnine reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  3. mckenzie-hope27 reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  4. looknlaugh reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  5. acciosolsikke reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  6. allthefuzzies reblogged this from iypher
  7. attack-on-germs reblogged this from marukaiteheichou
  8. meganlovespie44 reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  9. ofnarglesandbowties reblogged this from consultingcriminal-inthetardis
  10. bontycho reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  11. rainbow-cabbage reblogged this from littlebreadstick
  12. meowderp23 reblogged this from littlebreadstick
  13. consultingcriminal-inthetardis reblogged this from neo-aqua-madoor
  14. tuesdays-only reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  15. itstimeyousee reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  16. ninjamadi07 reblogged this from aquatic-empress
  17. clara-barnes reblogged this from llamanize
  18. waldeux reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  19. interruptingowl reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  20. madame-ophelia-devine reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  21. warriors-of-fiction reblogged this from littlebreadstick
  22. forgettingstuffs reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  23. desi--love reblogged this from mrsbale113
  24. supernovaasavv reblogged this from babylipsaddict
  25. thetiaradontlie reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  26. vintagelove97 reblogged this from sexualbutserious
  27. radshoulderpad reblogged this from littlebreadstick
  28. yall-need-science reblogged this from littlebreadstick
  29. dangerdan007 reblogged this from orgasmic-humor