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aimee. 23. minnesotan. environmentalist. feminist. vegetarian. particularly fond of pretty things, india, harry potter, clever things on the internet, and arashi
my political opinions occasionally (read as often) make their way onto my blog too (I'm a liberal, feminist, tree-hugging freak, okay?).

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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

the yeast you could do is say a few words

the family’s whole life crumbled at the news.

heyaislove:

uss-special:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

the yeast you could do is say a few words

the family’s whole life crumbled at the news.

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